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I end up at this little sandwich shop on Ilford Hill. Not my first choice, but beggars can’t be choosers, right? I order a bacon sarnie, and while I’m waitin’, I overhear this couple arguing about the best fish and chips in town. I mean, c’mon, it’s gotta be the one on Ley Street, right? But they’re all like, “Nah, the one by the station is better.” I’m just sittin’ there, chuckling to myself.

Man with no heating 'may have been neglected by council' before death